where his Mom is preparing a meal.
“Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your and daddy’s room and when I look to see what it is, you are sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why do you do that?”
The startled mother quickly recovers and says, “Your dad is a little overweight and I am trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him.”
The little kid just shakes his head and says “Mom you’re wasting your time.”
The mother says, “Why is that dear?”
The kid says, “Because, once a week, that nice looking lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up.”